LAST YEAR WE IMPLORED YOU TO NOT BUY OUR PRODUCTS AS CHRISTMAS GIFTS…AND TO OUR DISMAY, YOU LISTENED. SERIOUSLY, IT WAS ONE OF THE WORST CONVERTING EMAILS WE’VE EVER SENT… SO THANKS FOR LISTENING, I GUESS.
If you don’t know what we’re talking about, last year at this time we sent this: An Awful Gift Idea. We explained how we desperately want to capitalize on the spending frenzy that goes on this time of year, but since we sell products that don’t really make great gifts, we couldn’t think of one legitimate reason to tell people to buy microfiber cleaning products as gifts.
Over the last year we’ve worked hard to come up with a great gift idea so we could take part in the spend-a-thon that’s taking place. I’m sad to report that we were not triumphant. We did, however, come up with something that’s a great product, just not a great gift. It’s not a horrible gift, either. It’s so-so. It’s passable. It’s somewhere between a new sweater and a pair of socks. It’s downright mediocre.
Behold: our Buff™ Home Microfiber Kitchen Towels!
The best we can figure is that you’ve got a 50/50 chance of getting a good reaction. We hope they’ll put a smile on your face, after you use them to wipe down your microwave or remove stuck on food from your stove tops. Appropriately, we put our mediocre Photoshop skills to work. You could end up with either…